Blog from 3/5/08:
Upon entering the MySpace site... there is a video for "world's biggest leach" (I didn't watch it). That's disgusting! I don't know what it is about blood... I just can't handle it. I'd love to be able to donate blood to those blood banks (red cross), but I just can't do it. I pass out WATCHING people giving blood. I can't help it. I pretty much hit the floor every time I have to have blood drawn or a finger-prick. Crazy huh? Yeah, my nurses make fun of me every time. It's like this running joke. Yeah, funny... glad we're getting a laugh at my weaknesses. Funny shit, huh? -smack smack-
Counting down the days (2!)... the chili supper is almost over. Woohooo. I know, I know, my husband is getting sick of hearing me bitch too.
My photo class ended on Tuesday. (I'm gearing up to take another.) That last class was kind of a joke. We didn't even get our cameras out or go over our homework (on that last day)... we instead talked about organic foods and vegetarianism (-a word?). I shouldn't have even attended. Guess what!!-- I'm evil as all hell cause I butcher (and eat!!) cows, I am feeding my kids Splenda, I serve my family lettuce that has been sprayed for... (whatever crawls on it?), and I gave my little girl a Tootsie-Roll sucker. Look at me. Aren't I the frickin devil.
Anyway... some huge-ass lady (amazon woman!) started in on how Splenda kills ants.
Amazon Chic (7'3", 456 lbs...): "Splenda is a horrible creation. It's used to kill ants!"
Random opinionated girl who should just shut the hell up before she gets her ass kicked (hehe): "I use Splenda in all my stuff. I don't feed my kids very much sugar... only on special occasions."
Amazon: "Your feeding your kids that stuff? Your giving them ant poison!! Don't you feel bad about that? Your giving your children a substance that terminates and wipes out many colonies."
(Ants are our friends??)
girl: "Do you eat rice?"
Amazon: "All the time. I love oriental food!"
girl: (dramatic-like...) "Oh my god your eating bird poison!! Your eating a substance that kills many many birds at a time! They don't even use the toxic stuff at weddings anymore because of this... and your eating it!!"
Amazon: (rolls her eyes)
Stupid people should not go out into public.
THEN... I get jumped on because I hunt "bambi" (I get this one a lot... mainly from other females... so it didn't surprise me), and for butchering and eating cows. Little did I know- I am "butchering a defenseless animal that has done nothing (to me) and requires nothing out of me but (my) grass". Mmmmhmmm. Obviously these people don't know the price of hay (in a state that's suffered drought for 2 yrs) or the price of corn (-drought there again), plus all the other costs (fence, shots...). Those poor, stupid stupid animals. Aren't I the devil. I should have told them the method I use to butcher a chicken... old bats are likely to have had a heart attack. Hehehe.
... If your a dumb ass... please please do not go out into public... it just makes more work for the rest of us.
Oh and-- While this animal-rights discussion is going on the sweet old lady next to me is asking me if I can go over that bit on how to "attach pictures to an email just one more time" for her. -banging head on desk repeatedly-
I've been busy doin' this thang (you know what "thang" I'm talkin 'bout... fund raiser). I have a weekend chalkfull of 'stuff' to do. Lotsa stuff. After this weekend things should slow down quite a bit. I'm ready.
Happy Thurs-dee.
