3/3/08:
Dear Lord,
Please God, help me to resist the evil Cadbury eggs that satan has placed in every frickin store I walk into. Especially those caramel-filled ones. -You know the ones... with the rich carmal-ee texture that slowly drips out of the fine chocolatey hollow egg. If you could do this for me Lord... and please keep me from being damned with all the red jellybeans a girl could possibly eat this Easter.
Thank you Lord.
... and bless the pigmys in New Guinea.
Amen.
